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  • Submitted by EpitomeOfWrong on Sep 8, 12 at 4:58pm

    Democrats are sexy...no one has ever said "damn, that's a hot piece of elephant".

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 8, 12 at 11:57am

    Just say 'no' to sex with pro-lifers.

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      Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 8, 12 at 12:05pm

      you spelled slutty liberal wrong, brah

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        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 8, 12 at 2:18pm

        Conservatives are just as slutty, it's just that abstinence-only sex-ed left them clueless about birth control so they're more likely to end up pregnant.

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          Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 8, 12 at 4:52pm

          never said they weren't...

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    Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 8, 12 at 1:46pm

    Hoping for the love of GOD, you two used protection...

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      Submitted by rawfulcopter on Sep 8, 12 at 2:40pm

      Why, she could just abort it anyway. Go pro choice LOL. Eww @ missionary republican sex.

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    Submitted by boodah47 on Sep 8, 12 at 9:14pm

    Good job! She aborts the fetus (gets return customer discount) and you get the std that rots your dick off, everyone wins!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 6:15pm

    And so did half of the convention. There is a reason why Hillary didn't show.

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 9, 12 at 2:16am

    PeeNaught: I see what you did there.

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 8, 12 at 8:11pm

    Palease

  • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 8, 12 at 4:49pm

    Fuck Obama and the democrats.... Romney 2012 mother fuckers!

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Sep 9, 12 at 12:36am

      I sense that there are a lot of libtards on this site based on how many thumbs down your post got...

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        Submitted by erisblake on Sep 9, 12 at 9:48am

        Nah, I say probably just a bunch of ppl who don't want a guy who helped beat & humiliate another man for being g ay, then supposedly "forgets" the incedent in office.

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    Submitted by finalflash08 on Sep 8, 12 at 11:37am

    Sigh...