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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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Hell ya atx represent keep austin weird y'all
Great Zach..stop getting 17 year olds drunk and that won't happen!!
I need to work on my reading comprehension skills. I confused "on" with "in"...
Fake
Ah. I was texting her the morning of this one. Trust me, it's not fake.
Can you idenify your puke by scent?
Blech......
that's Austin area code, so this could be tru... keep Austin weird
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
I'm firsty for coco puffs!
SECOND!!!
Bad fuckin day...
This is a spam
blahblahblah you need to work on spelling too
This is stupid
Try scented toilet paper next time.
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