I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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