Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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