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  • 86 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:01pm

    I think chip oat lay

  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:04pm

    It's chee-poht-lay, says so on their hot sauce bottles

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:59pm

    I feel your pain. OH do I feel your pain.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:18pm

    I don't think qdoba is better than chipotle. Chipotle rocks and I want some chipotle so bad.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:26pm

    Qdoba is godly. I like to eat it then do cock pushups.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:13pm

    I too was shunned by an empty chipotle today. I figured they'd be closed but I had such high hopes.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:49am

    2:11 are you fucking serious?! You don't know what chipotle is?! I've officially lost faith in the world. Oh and this text made my niight, had it the next day :)

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:37pm

    Chip (as in potato "chip") and ottle (like "bottle")

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:29pm

    So is chik fil a. :(

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    why is this getting voted as a bad night? chipotle blows

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:11pm

    shut up 4:04. If tfln is for the gays then why are you on their website? dumbass

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:48pm

    Dear losers, Thanksgiving is about home cooked meals with your family and friends. Not high calorie, fast food crap. Way to keep it classy 301.

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:47pm

    They should allow regulars on Thanksgiving. Maybe a self service buffet!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:07pm

    Crap blood? Are you a moron?

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:01pm

    I don't understand. why would you keep eating something if you know it's going to make you crap blood?

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:31am

    most depressing ever!!!! i can't wait to get my chipotle on this afternoon!!!

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:25pm

    OMG! Chapotlaway! LOL!!!! I almost lost Thanksgiving dinner on that one...

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:37pm

    We feel ya! Best text so far today!!!!!! Lmao!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:23pm

    And I don't understand it its all illeagles working there and they don't have turkey day in mexico so what gives?

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:50pm

    Well you must be thankfull for chipoltlaway

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:50pm

    Chipotle rocks! Don't worry, tomorrow is a new day

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:05pm

    the first time you saw blood in your underwear, were you alarmed?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:13pm

    2:47, I'm sorry but Chip-ottle is not how you pronounce Chipotle.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:39pm

    2:07...watch southpark D.A.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:34pm

    how do you you pronounce "chipotle"??

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:04pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:19pm

    chipolte is a mexican restaurant. not quite fast food, but sorta like Subway. it is a lot like qdoba

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:25pm

    I love chipotle!!!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:09pm

    haha I love you South Park-watchers. dude...have you ever had Chipotle? It's really good. well now that i have chipotl-away, im allowed to eat all the chipotle's i want!

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:43pm

    Dobe is better than chipotle

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:06pm

    chipotle...in bethesda? how bout tenleytown?

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:51pm

    Moes is so much better than crappy chipotle. Why is anyone eating there, anyways? Gross.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:51pm

    QDOBA FUCKING RULES! QUESO SAUCE AND THE NACHOS, THE NACHOS MOTHERFUCKER! Plus, my local Qdoba is fucking OPEN! -Guy who respectfully disagrees

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:04am

    who has not heard of chipotle? i am in fucking shock right now, and so bummed that it is close today.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:07pm

    mmm chipotle, are you talking about the fallsgrove chipotle near wootton?

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:57am

    You should be thankful you have breath and are not locked up abroad in some thrid world country

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:04pm

    Qdoba is 10 times better anyway.