I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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