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  • 88 41
    Submitted by klangford on Nov 7, 10 at 9:37am
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    Its only perfect until he breaks her heart....then the truth will come out.

    • 51 31
      Submitted by scally on Jan 17, 11 at 4:26am
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      agreed

  • 72 51
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 7, 10 at 12:50pm
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    Sounds like her friend is interested...

  • 62 45
    Submitted by Sinny on Nov 7, 10 at 3:12pm
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    If I got a text like this from a friend I'd be weary of said friend... I don't trust anyone with my girl. Especially slutty friends.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by happyheffer33 on Nov 7, 10 at 4:45pm
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    His perfect penis is why she fell in love with him in the first place...lets keep it real!

  • 45 43
    Submitted by ridemycock on Nov 10, 10 at 12:32am
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    It can't be perfect. It's just a dick. lmao

  • 52 58
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 7, 10 at 12:49pm
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    Kasey Langford? Arkansas??

  • 53 65
    Submitted by SemperFi2011 on Nov 7, 10 at 9:36am
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    Haha he must have a pretty cock

  • 37 44
    Submitted by daynalareyna on Nov 7, 10 at 5:45pm
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    nobody noticed that she wrote "loveD"? she's asking cuz she wants to do him, d'uh. or it is a joke trying to imply that. anyway, I think it's funny :)

    • 42 44
      Submitted by happyheffer33 on Nov 8, 10 at 1:15am
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      of course...ever wonder why some girls deal with ugly, stupid guys..??? its cuz they have a pretty penis...on the other hand a pretty penis doesnt over rule a big penis, hence the LOVED...hahaha

  • 40 54
    Submitted by heymo on Nov 8, 10 at 1:30am
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    And you know it's time to stop working on a philosophy paper when you recognize Euthyphro in tfln......