VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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