Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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