Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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