Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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