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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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too bad the pizza was blended
it sounds like you're a little jealous that he is stuffing his face with pepperoni and victory pizza.
Hookers = Sad, Escorts = Crazy fun
Yes but this is just awesome!
Nothing sad about getting some slice!
He was trying to recreate his favorite porno but with the genders reversed.
One expensive pizza!
Wow pizza hut delivers whores now?
It's not delivery, it's Delissio.
Pussy! Pussy!
Win!
Yes...the movie Top Gun comes to mind.
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