would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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