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  • 46 38
    Submitted by genome254 on Nov 16, 11 at 11:14am

    Only if you say, "Polly want a cracker?" while looking directly at the homeless guy.

  • 36 37
    Submitted by rimmion on Nov 16, 11 at 12:08pm

    In Texas? No they ARE your fucking chips.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by pinky22 on Nov 16, 11 at 12:25pm

    Last time I went there and got stopped at a red light... I lost a box of spree candies, $20, AND a umbrella.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 16, 11 at 4:56pm

    a better question is "is it OK to eat a carne asada burrito in front of a homeless man at the bus stop"...answer.."yes" bonus points if he asks you for money when you walk over and tell him no beforehand

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Mayansacrifice17 on Nov 17, 11 at 12:40am

    Yes, but because the birds are probably grackles, which are the worst.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on Nov 16, 11 at 10:43pm

    Is it wrong to be a Christian and pray to Jesus with a dick in your ass at the same time?

    • 34 49
      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 17, 11 at 4:58pm

      yes that's called being Catholic

  • 30 56
    Submitted by callmedaddy12 on Nov 17, 11 at 10:22am

    That's how we do it in Texas!

  • 28 63
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Nov 17, 11 at 1:39am

    Yes. Go back to California.