how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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