Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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