Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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