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  • Submitted by thatONEtime on Aug 17, 10 at 7:22am

    "No estory embarazada en español"

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      Submitted by Mazanco on Aug 17, 10 at 8:36am

      Peró soy embarazada en inglés y en ruso ! :)

  • Submitted by Mondu on Aug 17, 10 at 9:59am

    It's not in the Spanish vocabulary because Hispanics are never "not pregnant"

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      Submitted by Patrick on Aug 18, 10 at 2:09am

      Well played, good sir, well played.

  • Submitted by oliv7 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:07am

    I like how in spanish is also included in the quotes

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    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 17, 10 at 11:36am

    But the real question is are you pregnant in English?

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 17, 10 at 9:01am

    @ProductPlacement-Somehow knowing Spanish doesn't always mean you are a beaner. There are a lot of countries that speak Spanish, including the root of this very word, it does seem strange but there are also people that entertain the idea of an education and furthering ones known languages. I think that could be called bilingual or even multilingual. Thank God you are American and truly understand the idea of an education. (Any sarcasm would be applied where readers see fit)

  • 78 44
    Submitted by supertrooper on Aug 17, 10 at 7:28am

    "I'm not pregnant in Spanish"???

  • 84 59
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 17, 10 at 7:43am

    El not knockedupo

  • 71 46
    Submitted by DT_UKE13 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:20am

    "No soy embarassada en espanol"

  • 53 35
    Submitted by onlyinlafayette on Aug 17, 10 at 9:54am

    "es mi barriga cervecera"

  • 47 31
    Submitted by scl4252 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:56pm

    no estoy embarazada

  • 47 36
    Submitted by burnt921 on Aug 17, 10 at 6:51pm

    Haha good one michguy

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    Submitted by MinagiV on Aug 17, 10 at 7:33am

    No tengo un bebe en mi estomago. X-D

    • 28 41
      Submitted by Mazanco on Aug 17, 10 at 8:35am

      Tienes un niño? Tengo hambre!

  • 44 38
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Aug 17, 10 at 7:23am

    Estoy**

  • 46 44
    Submitted by sjc7 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:01pm

    This is a total rip off from the "don't come inside me" TFLN last month.... I call fake!

  • 44 41
    Submitted by bribricock on Aug 17, 10 at 5:28pm

    Yo soy no embarasada?

  • 44 45
    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 17, 10 at 8:22pm

    I'll order a little baby girl for her to dress up and teach along the way along with a side of mother, traditional style. If you just so happen to accidentally give us a little baby boy, well then I will just have to show him how to play football...won't I

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    Submitted by itsMEbitchesx3 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:59pm

    Mondu\n I'm Hispanic and not knocked up you dumb fuck ! Mostly it's a certain race that's always knocked up so stfu !!

  • 39 38
    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 17, 10 at 11:29am

    No buno en el oveno

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Aug 18, 10 at 12:23am

    Yo quero a Diet?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 17, 10 at 9:40am

    At jooknow. I was mostly kidding and stirring up the pot. I am America but I know full Russian, Ukranian, and Spanish too. That's what happens when grandparents are Russian and step dad is Spanish.

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      Submitted by CsM on Aug 18, 10 at 12:03am

      Oh, you're America?\nCongratulations! What a country!

  • 45 56
    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:11am

    You say it slooowly,. So he can understand...

  • 41 49
    Submitted by gutsout on Aug 17, 10 at 8:12pm

    Gracias Dios!

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    Submitted by 1029384756 on Aug 18, 10 at 2:47am

    @skc7 or pehaps the how do you say "don't cum inside me" in Spanish txt from earlier wasn't awnsered and she now has to explain to a rather distraught Hispanic that she isn't preggo

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    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 17, 10 at 8:35am

    I was going to call you all beaners but probably would have had like 1000 thumbs down to my reply. Oh wait.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 6:05pm

    Any Hispanics on this site are beaners. Any forum in the whole wide interwebz shows real spaniards post in Spanish for some reason, even when the thread is all English!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 8:09am

    Yo no Chumpo tu gato.

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    Submitted by sarahjay on Aug 18, 10 at 5:54pm

    Pretty sure it can't be translated into Spanish cuz those words are never said by those people

  • 33 51
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 17, 10 at 12:02pm

    Hey Mondu you are my bro.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 17, 10 at 8:23am

    Cinco de mayo. Tu mama chupo mi yeabos.