There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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