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  • 93 57
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 20, 12 at 6:47pm

    YOLO (You Obviously Like Owls)

  • 65 39
    Submitted by beabolboa on Jun 20, 12 at 3:55pm

    Confirming the existence of Harry Potter.

  • 69 52
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 20, 12 at 3:13pm

    Owls are pretty to look at but don't get too close to their nest. Fucking talons are sharp and they will follow you to make sure you understood.

  • 60 49
    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jun 20, 12 at 11:33am

    How many licks does it take it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? (And this is where eighty-eight comes in.)

    • 42 64
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 20, 12 at 2:42pm

      Stop feeding the troll.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by  on Jun 20, 12 at 12:38pm

    Cool story bro

  • 48 47
    Submitted by fat_albert on Jun 21, 12 at 7:51pm

    cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit.

  • 37 40
    Submitted by lavalaammmppssss on Jun 27, 12 at 9:02pm

    The fact that this is my area code, and i can think if about 5 people that would do that.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by wingchunfighter on Jun 20, 12 at 10:18pm

    Now that's what I call drugs!

  • 47 65
    Submitted by sweetstef on Jun 20, 12 at 4:07pm

    Old native legends say that if u hear an owl hoot, someone u know will die.

    • 29 53
      Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 21, 12 at 10:34am

      By native, you mean Greek...

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 21, 12 at 10:36am

    Do you guys not realize it's north Carolina? It's not hard to\nFathom that an owl would be there. He doesn't have to be high.

    • 31 47
      Submitted by james_gatz on Jun 23, 12 at 9:58am

      actually, the spotted owl does live in northern califoria. and i don't think they meant that he imagined the owl... pretty sure they meant that the owl turning his head and saying "yeah bro" was unlikely, plus the tone of the whole text implies being high.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 20, 12 at 1:57pm

    Legend has it an owl visit like states your death is immediate.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jun 21, 12 at 3:20am

    6:41 save the amo for the cats.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jun 20, 12 at 6:41pm

    It's three hoots. You have till then to shoot the fucker.

    • 32 53
      Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 21, 12 at 12:28am

      Shooting an owl is a crime.

  • 28 44
    Submitted by souljehr on Jun 21, 12 at 1:17pm

    definitely trippin! at least hes not eating anyone's face... haha

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 21, 12 at 5:25am

    I want a delivery owl.

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 21, 12 at 9:20pm

    Anybody c fourth kind? Owls are bad...period

  • 31 62
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 21, 12 at 3:13am

    That high?

  • 4 14
    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Sep 7, 13 at 6:25am

    Stoned much??