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(410): View more from Maryland

That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.

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(831): View more from California

Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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