trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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