My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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