Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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