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  I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.

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• Sounds like you're already there

  Submitted by Ballslap on Jun 15, 11 at 11:44am

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• If that middle school is anything like mine was, you weren't alone.

  Submitted by BrendanA on Jun 15, 11 at 7:20pm

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• Monica! You can wash the dress now!

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 15, 11 at 11:57am

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• well, Ms. Crabtree, before you leave, do you mind if i hit that ass one more time?

  Submitted by carter_ronin on Jun 15, 11 at 12:58pm

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• At least it wasnt on your face?

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Jun 16, 11 at 9:40am

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• only if that jizz came from a middle schooler

  Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 15, 11 at 7:45pm

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• That was so 15 years ago.

  Submitted by jmotx on Jun 15, 11 at 12:29pm

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• Just tell 'em you're a sloppy eater and it was ranch dressing. For future reference, swallow to avoid a jizzed on dress.

  Submitted by Zaph17 on Oct 13, 11 at 12:13pm

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• I'm sure they noticed;)

  Submitted by bee222 on Jun 15, 11 at 1:38pm

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