great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
smell my finger.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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