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  • Submitted by theButtchin on Dec 14, 11 at 2:43pm

    Why compare? Get a really good blow job whilst watching the lion king!

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 14, 11 at 5:10pm

    I've never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair...

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    Submitted by Waycooljunior on Dec 14, 11 at 9:00pm

    Maybe the equivalent of a so-so hand job

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    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Dec 14, 11 at 2:09pm

    No it's not\nIt's the equivalent of Not getting a DAMN thing

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    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 14, 11 at 3:06pm

    this text is missing the so I have been told as no guy would ever pick watching the lion king over a blow job, at least not one which was a called a really good one. I am just saying.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 14, 11 at 4:57pm

    "Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected / To take certain duties on board"

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 14, 11 at 5:08pm

      yes our teeth and ambitions are bared...be prepaaaared!

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        Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 15, 11 at 1:19am

        Hahaha this so beats the text

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    Submitted by funzo on Dec 14, 11 at 2:51pm

    uve obviously never met a girl with talent

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 15, 11 at 3:18am

    Really? Do you blow a load at the end of the movie when Simba returns? I think not

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      Submitted by khals88 on Dec 15, 11 at 4:57am

      you don't?

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 15, 11 at 2:05pm

    so when will the closet door be unlocked for you?

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 14, 11 at 6:17pm

    the circle mouth of life