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  • 94 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:21pm

    One better is if you could start OR stop a period by thinking about it. Then you could have sex whenever you wanted, no "I'm on my period" excuses ever.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:41pm

    One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.

  • 86 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:59pm

    did anyone think that it may have been a guy who was upset because whenever he's going to hook up with a girl she gets her period?

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:58pm

    Twatswat is the word my friends came up with to describe a female cockblock. Thought you all may enjoy. <3 3:44

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:46 most people actually know that, however about 98% of the time a period indicates that she's NOT PREGNANT.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:43am

    I call girls chicks and guys dudes and im a girl. Dumbasses.

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:28pm

    Dane Cook browses urban dictionary all day trying to make jokes.

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:01pm

    5:57, that would be the other 2% of the time, now, wouldn't it? like my own mother did. yet i did not. keep up.

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:46pm

    You can still get pregnant on your period, fuck-tards!!

  • 82 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:05pm

    I definitely think it's a girl too.. and I'm pretty sure girls do call other girls "chick".. why do people always underestimate the type of language girls use? Besides not all of us are the same and stick to one category so.. fail.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:49pm

    why are women inferior to men at everything?

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:37pm

    7:30pm Are you talking about Katt Williams? I've seen him wear a purple suit.

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:44pm

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:51pm

    hadn't thought about it like that, 3:44(2)..but girls don't normally call other girls "chick" so i was thinking it was a guy who may have gotten a girl pregnant

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:29pm

    Dane Cook is such a huge fucking tool.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:27pm

    7:24 needs to get laid

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm

    Wow 3:43...you're a piece of shit! You should be raped!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:02pm

    5.49 WINS..women can suck dicks pretty good..thats a bout it

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:58pm

    its funny how all of you guys are arguing over these things when it has nothing to do with the actual topic (:

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:44pm

    No, this is definitely girl, wanting to twatswat another girl who was going after the same guy. Genius.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:41pm

    c=8 *actual size of 8:39's cock

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:23pm

    Transformers is like the worst movie

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:31pm

    Dude. That would be horrible. Not cool at all!

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:00am

    Box-out = female cockblock

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:42pm

    man or woman - this person would be either the most loved or most hated person depending on the situation. also, bruno sucked!

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:33pm

    just a little observation: a lot of homosexual shit heads have been utilizing this site. fuck it

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:23(2) - dont hate against dane cook just cuz your an ugly fatass and you wish you were him

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:29pm

    Not Anchor Man, 4:21.

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:13am

    i own 3 black men and 2 black women. i use the women for intercourse, and the men for work. they are good workers, and the women are good in bed.. i got a deal for all 5 of these worthless knuckle draggin gorillas. 1000 for all!!

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:45pm

    5:41- You can't even figure out the proper form of "your" to use. You have no business insulting anyone else's intelligence.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:23pm

    4:17 that is amazing :)

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:52pm

    5:49- Because women can multi-task and do everything at once, and men just concentrate on one thing.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:54pm

    come onnnn periods are NOT FUN and soo obnoxious soo uh worst superpower ever

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:55pm

    LOL some people on this are dicks! Its obviously you ride the bus alone, with no one to talk to.. with pee stains near your mouth

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:00pm

    I took it as being ironic...like every girl he talks to is on the rag...but maybe that's just because I see sarcasm everywhere I go?

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:50pm

    While I agree Dane Cook is funny, he steals his material from EVERYONE

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:10pm

    Awesome, now I know not to use "Twatswat" because Dane Cook is a fucking tool.

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:24pm

    I like how anything sex related gets posted on here regardless of how funny it is.

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:41pm

    5:35 - your retarded for even saying douchey

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:41pm

    Yesss Houston way to go! Why the fuck I wouldnt wish it on anybody. Even another skank. Just maybe the power to stop it on control.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:29pm

    11:15 fuck you bruno your movie sucked

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:38pm

    1:43 your also at home at 1:43 on a Friday night...

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm

    FUCK YOU 345 YOU NIGGGGAAA

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:38am

    I hate dane cook, he's not even funny and he's ugly as shit

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:40pm

    somebody SHIT on the coats!

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:44am

    5:57...you're fucking retarded...FYI.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:54pm

    pooped rainbow, om nom nom!

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:15am

    12:13PM: it can also make women go into their periods instantly and get horrible cramps if they touch it.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:50pm

    yes 7:30, he did. I saw it with my own eyes!

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:54pm

    Hahaha!! Apparently, 3:45 thinks someone should be raped because he/she made the most non-offensive satement ever and 3:50 is trying to be tough and start shit with a racist statement made from the privacy of annonymity. Just thought that was funny.

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:43pm

    That would not be cool. I would never talk to you ever.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:24pm

    Dane coook is sexy, and funnny as helll,

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:21am

    12:19- you're either trying to pick a fight or you're just an asshole... either way, stop it.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:16am

    dane cook is hot, but not funny

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    Dane Cook walks around the stage yelling and thinks it's funny. The only people that like him are obsessive women who think he's hot.

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:23pm

    Dane Cook doesn't make shit up. He takes stuff that already exists but nobody knows about and then makes them into bad jokes.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:17pm

    I couldnt agree more 3:56.

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:09pm

    That would be the most evil super power ever :(

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:06pm

    6.04 im PUMPED FOR IT TONIYTE

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:17pm

    At first, I was thinking "why the hell would any guy want a girl to start her period on demand?" but then I got it, because I'm only slightly retarded. Now I think that it could be the most useful superpower ever!

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:27pm

    pretty sure its a dude, who doesn't want baby daddy scares

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:57pm

    Ummm, you can have your period the whole time you are pregnant.....FYI

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:03pm

    you shithead. twatswat is from dane cook isolated incident. you are not original

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:46pm

    twatswat!?! I love it.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:19am

    well, 12:17... If what you're attempting to say is that tfln need to put up new texts, I agree!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:45pm

    get this guy to my house, stat, i'm starting to freak out a bit!

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:57pm

    Do you consider "True Blood" vampire porn??

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:21pm

    i hope american apparel goes bankrupt. today

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:10pm

    Agreed with 4:05. A girl couldn't POSSIBLY use slang!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:49pm

    hahaha twatswat is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:42pm

    5:41 - YOU'RE retarded for not knowing the correct usage of your.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:20pm

    would you have a girl start her period so she wouldnt have a baby? or just so you would have an excuse not to hook up with her?

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:33pm

    girls dont (usually) call other girls chicks..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16pm

    dane cook IS a twatswat. *shudder*

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:07pm

    hahahahaha wow 4:48 actually DANE COOK made it up. Its from Isolated Incident. But if you think it makes you look cool...

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:34pm

    that's actually awesome. never have to use birth control again!

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:02am

    look up Regu-Mate. i swear on my life it'll work.

  • 56 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:24pm

    Dane cook is fucking hott, even if his jokes are lame

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:56pm

    Wow....that is just messed up...but if you're going to have a superpower, that's not only original, but twisted...clearly not one of the good guys....lol

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:17am

    ware teh fckz iz teh new postz? kitteh nede n00b post

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:24pm

    3:50, 4:05, and 4:10...all kinda stupid

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:15pm

    HAY VATS UP!! I AM BRUUUNO!

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:30pm

    Did the midget in a purple suit leave a box for the Pope?

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:13pm

    4:02 Regu-Mate is used on female horses to bring them out of heat. Those who handle it are warned to use gloves because if leaked into the skin, it causes infertility in women, Maybe im not up-to-date and there is a less powerful Regu-Mate for humans.....?

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:47pm

    Im so happy I just pooped a rainbow.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:01pm

    everyone on this site has no value for themselves.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:54am

    3:44, i'm with you. and nice dane cook reference, by the way.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:50pm

    12:38 is a donkeyrapingshiteater

  • 56 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:02pm

    5:58, the topic is bloody snatch, Dane Cook fits the bill perfectly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:23pm

    To answer 4:20 - both.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:42pm

    I say fuck shoes! Your shoes do not represent you! Neither here, nor in a court of law!

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:05pm

    for all you people crying about dane cook, you're dumb. if you want something original how bout pussy pinch. suck it.

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:01am

    people only hate on dane cook because its cool to hate on dane cook.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:54pm

    twatswat is the coolest word ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:21pm

    THIS IS DEF TAKEN FROM A MOVIE JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE YET... ANCHOR MAN?

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:14am

    3:29 so he could make sure the girl isn't pregnant? most of the time when you have your period you aren't pregnanttt

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:45pm

    dane cook was funny when noone knew who he was... when he became really popular he began to suck and make jokes out of really dumb stuff

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:28pm

    Meh, I don't think this is from a movie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:35pm

    5:33, you're a huge tool for defending Dane Cook. Being a Dane Cook fan is almost as douchey as wearing Ed Hardy.

  • 51 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:59pm

    i would stay the fuck away from you.

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:29am

    And my question is regarding "instant period:" WHY would you want to??? Freak. Obviously you've never had one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:36am

    white supremacist in 2009 = FAIL

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:12pm

    4:05...the person said girls don't normally call girls chicks. they didn't say never. calm down. and saying fail at the end really ruined any chance you may have had at proving a point.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:39pm

    Just think, if a chick wanted to get even with another chick what would be a good way of getting back? Give the bitch her period, then she get's cramps, bloating, and the girl feels like shit for a day or depending how long it take for it to pass. Its the perfect plan.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:31pm

    dane cook's my best friend

  • 46 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:44pm

    5:41, You're an idiot. What better word is there for the Dane Cook phenomenon? Broish?

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:23pm

    6:02 (1) some men "can suck dicks pretty good" y don't u go and get some from them and stay away from women, if they're so horrible?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:29pm

    OMG FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!

  • 42 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:35am

    Stay classy, Screwston