I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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That's cute, but you still look, sound and taste like a dirty pirate hooker
Avast! It aren't like we stole yer booty call. Wot makes ya drag US down thru the scupper?
^^^ yargh!!!
This could be your anniversary! Don't do it... Oh too late
well, he was going to have to pay for it eventually. pussy ain't free like it used to be.
a whote ?
whore* damn autocorrect
I like whote better...
I hope prey and wish that you get married, and that through some series of events I am at your wedding and get to hear the how we met speech.
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