Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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