His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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