We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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The only worst Facebook post I ever read was "You turned me down in high school. You daughter is now laying next to me after spending the night. We are now taking about your old boyfriends."
like a boss..
I don't think he's talking trash on Facebook. He's being accused of cheating. "Am I sleeping w/ your wife? No, I just added her on FB."
experimental, eh? wonder what kind of stuff she did back then, that her husband nowadays wouldn't even dare to imagine...
...and I will kill you."
I have a very particular set of skills.
Don't f* up the spank bank. It's like watching a inferior remake of a classic original. You can never un-see it and you'll regret it.
What 38 year old is talking trash via FB? Dang. But burn indeed
There is an entire collection of high school classmates meeting on Facebook and bitching about high school politics going decades back.
Yet another reason for me not to be on FB. High school sucked, last thing I want to do is hang out with people for whom it never ended.
I'm still on FB but when the old classmates that got in touch started their carp, I defriended almost all of them.
Epic.
Burn!
Sounds more like 'douche bag logic'.
It would be like throwing away your original copy of Red Dawn and replacing it with the new one.
Went hardbody on that!
Brilliant!
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