those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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