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  • Submitted by 2001ChevyZ71 on Jul 19, 12 at 2:58pm

    Your grandpa is the fucking man

  • Submitted by SheffboyRD on Jul 19, 12 at 5:19pm

    What kind of dick cop pulls someone on a horse over anyway.

  • Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jul 19, 12 at 7:39pm

    wonder where they took the impounded horse

  • Submitted by alohaduchess on Jul 19, 12 at 4:50pm

    Yes, you can get a DUI on a horse. If you use anything besides your own feet to travel around while drunk, it's a DUI. And if you're drunk and walking down the street, it's a drunk in public. You're fucked either way.

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 19, 12 at 6:01pm

    If he was drunk and a cop thought it was worthy of busting an old man, I don't wanna know how he was riding the horse...

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    Submitted by cluelesspy on Jul 19, 12 at 9:30pm

    OP doesn't say when. Coulda been back when ole Gramps started hitting the moonshine! Oh wait, *I'm* that old...

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    Submitted by percie on Jul 21, 12 at 11:29pm

    That's awesome! My grandpa was a race car driver and the other a spy. They set the bar pretty high for men in our family.

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    Submitted by ashlea_mcintire on Jul 20, 12 at 2:47am

    Dude your grandpa is the shit..!!:)

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    Submitted by tedirvine on Jul 19, 12 at 11:54pm

    I can't tell if he's embarrassed that he has to live up to such a low standard, or if he's proud. He should be proud

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 20, 12 at 4:36am

    You cannot get a DUI or an OUI on anything considered to be a beast of burden. Nor can you get either on roller skates, a skateboard, or similar device. However, you can get a public intoxication at any point, even if you're sober.

  • Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 19, 12 at 2:52pm

    That's not all gramps got. He also had to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. You sure you want to live up to something he never lived down?

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    Submitted by livelaughsummer on Aug 14, 12 at 9:15pm

    @satanslilhelper haha I was thinking the same thing

  • Submitted by lepriKon33 on Jul 19, 12 at 3:52pm

    To bad this is fake. You can't get a DUI on a horse. They have a mind of their own there for they are not considered motor vehicles.

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      Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 4:34pm

      You can get an OUI (operating under the influence) on pretty much anything. Don't ask how I know.

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 19, 12 at 4:51pm

        unless its on a private road or trail then law enforcement has no say...we used to get shitfaced and ride around the ranch and as long as we stayed in the gate cops couldn't do shit

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          Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 19, 12 at 11:26pm

          So in other words...you mean the exact opposite of your first sentence.

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 12 at 9:04pm

      Varies by state depending on how their DUI laws are drawn. (But I'm not a lawyer.)

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        Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 9:32pm

        I'm not a lawyer either, but I am a drunk sometimes.

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          Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jul 19, 12 at 10:17pm

          you too??!!

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          Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 12 at 11:16pm

          The worst is a drunk lawyer. Like Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider.