If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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