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  • 91 67
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 20, 10 at 3:08pm

    My turtle was under my bed eating crunchy tacos.

  • 70 47
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 20, 10 at 3:39pm

    great advice to follow if not i will take my magic wand to some other whore

  • 58 47
    Submitted by boolou on Aug 21, 10 at 2:42am

    Lol delhi14...wtf? I don't get it but I'm lmao

  • 61 60
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 20, 10 at 3:08pm

    Fact!

  • 58 58
    Submitted by reptile on Aug 21, 10 at 3:00am

    Repeat.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Aug 20, 10 at 3:51pm

    This is like the text that said "don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms"

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Animal1682 on Aug 20, 10 at 6:11pm

    Don't bite the dick that feeds you

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 20, 10 at 3:30pm

    It takes a mentor to tell you that? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  • 54 68
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:01am

    Good advice! So I'm here to deliver an order or multiple orgasms to a Gina, V. A.? Do you want to sign for it?

  • 45 64
    Submitted by mle11 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:07am

    never had multiple orgasms :/

  • 43 60
    Submitted by BigAl on Aug 20, 10 at 3:08pm

    So true y lose a good thing cause us men like that r 1 in a bill

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Metallicaleb on Aug 20, 10 at 3:05pm

    Firsty