I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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