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  • Submitted by Lusticles on May 23, 10 at 4:38pm

    That's like saying "I'm ready to rupture your uterus."

  • Submitted by QuietGuy on May 23, 10 at 4:48pm

    You forgot the "...in my mouth"

  • Submitted by itstotheleft on May 23, 10 at 5:20pm

    Does it hit the water when you poop?

  • Submitted by OxfordComma on May 23, 10 at 5:14pm

    I'm sorry that you have an eleven inch penis, aside from the apparent social praise associated with huge members, that's GOT to suck in all practicality.

  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on May 23, 10 at 7:27pm

    I believe you meant 1 inch penis. Common typo among douchebags.

  • Submitted by LynnZee on May 23, 10 at 6:49pm

    Do you pass out when you get an erection?

  • Submitted by kcdude on May 23, 10 at 4:42pm

    spit it out..it aint yours

  • Submitted by jb125 on May 23, 10 at 4:58pm

    Hahaha the comments are even funnier than the post

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      Submitted by IdahoGirl on May 25, 10 at 6:44pm

      I agree, he must be talking about his strap on anyway!

  • Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 23, 10 at 6:19pm

    No girl I have ever talked to would think of that as a bright side

  • Submitted by kimono on May 23, 10 at 6:45pm

    That's cool that everything you accompished in life was given to you by genetics. What a champ.

  • Submitted by KillerJames on May 23, 10 at 4:37pm

    That's Like saying, "Im going to stick a sword in you"

  • Submitted by brittanyb on May 23, 10 at 6:43pm

    By any chance do you have hoofs or your Dad was part horse....

  • Submitted by whiteliar on May 23, 10 at 4:46pm

    that's like saying "I'm about to destroy you with 'the force' ."

  • Submitted by nurseypoo on May 23, 10 at 8:48pm

    Seriously, who wants to screw a guy you have to guard your cervix from?

  • Submitted by Trogdor101 on May 24, 10 at 12:25am

    So basically u spend alot of ur time jacking off... Cuz no girl wants to die that way.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on May 23, 10 at 8:10pm

    Good for you, you cannot even get it all the way in a chick...and good luck with anal...lol

  • Submitted by smpl2plz on May 23, 10 at 5:36pm

    Ouch

  • Submitted by guam1990 on May 23, 10 at 5:15pm

    Around

  • Submitted by mordantmouth on May 23, 10 at 5:16pm

    Amazing. No comments from Alen001, 6one3, or stantheman! Must be scared by manmeat. Pindicks.

  • Submitted by littlemissy on May 23, 10 at 11:30pm

    That's about 3 inches too much buddy. 11 inches is just bragging rights to other guys I guess cause most of us women do NOT want you beating are cervix the whole time and cause miserable cramping after! Not fun for us!

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      Submitted by Nix on May 24, 10 at 5:20am

      3 inches too long? Man, I get my ass kicked by 7 inchers.

      • 53 88
        Submitted by DFree on May 24, 10 at 5:43am

        Kicked? You may want to double-check what appendage they're using...

      • 32 64
        Submitted by Chiil on Jun 13, 10 at 11:38pm

        Really? What size would you say is perfect?

  • Submitted by Daft on May 23, 10 at 5:37pm

    How unfortunate.

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    Submitted by Booberto on May 23, 10 at 7:59pm

    ...but is 1/2 inch thick. Fucktard.

  • 85 73
    Submitted by thezuchster on May 23, 10 at 6:45pm

    " hanging out ur ass!"

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Rebel1317 on May 24, 10 at 10:05am

    Do u like were custom pants with a fuckin pocket to put your oversized penis in?

  • 76 65
    Submitted by rt22 on May 23, 10 at 8:41pm

    Ouch.

  • 81 78
    Submitted by jdilla on May 23, 10 at 10:18pm

    fruit by the foot

  • 69 57
    Submitted by blargmeansno on May 24, 10 at 4:08pm

    Well, you can't churn butter with a toothpick . . .

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 1:02am

    i hate to break the buzz here, but having a big dick isnt so great. im not 11 inches, not by far, but im preeetty damn set. and THAT alone has been enough to cause me issues. besides, if you are too big to fit in most girls then you are fucked, but only figuratively. i know i was. thaaat sucked...

    • 57 55
      Submitted by Dr_Strangeglove on May 24, 10 at 3:31am

      Are there operations for that?

      • 55 74
        Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 7:30pm

        yeah, there are, but its not tooo big of an issue. It just means you have to go for women who tend to have bigger hips, arent twiggy or wtv (not always a guarantee). basically "deer" and smaller "mare" women arent an option(kama sutra terms for women's vaginal sizes; and a preemptive 'fuck you' to people who are lame enough to make bestiality jokes)

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          Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 6:48pm

          I tried to type "urban dictionary" into Google search to find what "wtv" means and I caught myself almost typing "urban vagina". By the way, it means "whatever".

  • 62 52
    Submitted by paintballfuk on May 24, 10 at 11:26pm

    Solid win

  • 68 68
    Submitted by kissmyaggies92 on Oct 30, 10 at 10:12pm

    By any chance, are you black?

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 2:48am

    So basically just the tip fits inside her? Sucks for you

  • 66 76
    Submitted by actionjacksonak on May 23, 10 at 7:22pm

    Around, think about it.\n\n-steve stiffler American pie 2

  • 53 51
    Submitted by uberninjagod on Sep 7, 10 at 10:22pm

    I think I know who sent this text, if he is talking about it's flacid length

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 23, 10 at 10:13pm

    damn and ouch

  • 47 44
    Submitted by rileymae on Jan 14, 11 at 3:55am

    I would love it see that in person.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by IworkatUPS on May 26, 10 at 1:37am

    Are you the guy who scared the bird?

  • 46 44
    Submitted by splendidsplenda on Sep 26, 10 at 10:53pm

    I need proof.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by cbtango on May 25, 10 at 11:52pm

    Ow...

  • 64 82
    Submitted by justsomechick on May 23, 10 at 7:44pm

    It'd be a shame if you got no play. Ironic. But a shame nonetheless.

    • 40 65
      Submitted by Firefox1 on May 23, 10 at 9:31pm

      it wouldd be a shame if you knew english

  • 51 60
    Submitted by duvalboy on May 24, 10 at 9:19am

    Hurry up and get it out of ur mouth

  • 59 81
    Submitted by eeyore_420 on May 24, 10 at 4:25am

    Thats pretty gross, like thats just too much !

  • 58 83
    Submitted by CR4ZY on May 25, 10 at 12:21am

    Holy shit every1s comments here r fukn hilarious

  • 59 86
    Submitted by lexi602 on May 24, 10 at 12:21am

    hmm let me get at that?(; haha not.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 9:29pm

    I'm jealous, but I won't hate. Congrats

    • 50 63
      Submitted by Chiil on Jun 13, 10 at 10:59pm

      Why would you be jealous of that?

  • 50 69
    Submitted by dwate on May 28, 10 at 1:51am

    Hah yea lil big there

  • 54 77
    Submitted by nubby89 on May 24, 10 at 3:30pm

    dude aaint gettin much... im not near that big but still big enough nd the number of chicks that have said no to me when they saw it is too many :/

  • 43 56
    Submitted by rinala on Aug 22, 10 at 7:58pm

    If I had a dollar for every time I fell for that one, I'd have a dollar

  • 42 56
    Submitted by linniep26 on May 25, 10 at 1:40pm

    Let's meet up. Haha :)

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 12:10am

    My boyfriend is the same size and it fucking hurts at first so there is no brightside...just really sore to the point where you can't walk.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 20, 11 at 6:27am

    y'all need to come to the south its really not that uncommon. I have a 10" dick and never had any complaints. my wife loves it

  • 42 61
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:19am

    I'd get surgery....that's just ridiculous. How do u wear shorts?!

  • 42 62
    Submitted by picanteoak on Sep 16, 10 at 12:15am

    Dido bro

  • 59 98
    Submitted by kaisermarion on May 23, 10 at 5:27pm

    Oh great, you can fuck

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Rutherford on May 24, 10 at 2:02pm

    There's gotta b girls with 11 inch holes?

    • 42 62
      Submitted by Chiil on Jun 13, 10 at 11:00pm

      Yeah, they're 6'3" and named Barry or Gord.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Chiil on Jun 13, 10 at 11:02pm

    I'll stick to 6 inches, it works great for me.

  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 23, 10 at 5:53pm

    I don't see how that's a "bright side", unless practically stabbing a girl's clit is considered good.

    • 40 83
      Submitted by yumworthy on May 23, 10 at 5:57pm

      why the hell would you need a 11 inch dick to hit the outside of a vagina (unless you were getting head from a gnome and hit it as you came out the other end)?

    • 49 79
      Submitted by ^_~ on May 23, 10 at 10:53pm

      learn your damn anatomy. I feel bad for the girl who is unfortunate enough to agree to let you down there

  • 38 64
    Submitted by MissKitKa on May 24, 10 at 3:55pm

    Yeah...riiiiight. And ouch

  • 54 96
    Submitted by christheblack on May 23, 10 at 7:09pm

    So do I :)

  • 37 64
    Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 20, 11 at 6:29am

    I have a 10" dick. never had any complaints. wife loves it

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    Submitted by ph0kku on May 25, 10 at 10:33am

    c'mon haters, it's not dude's fault he won out genetically. and honestly, as a girl who's been with a guy with an 11 inch dick, there's nothing wrong with it. nothing at all.

  • 51 98
    Submitted by CaptainStabbin on May 23, 10 at 4:46pm

    I just shat my pants