He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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