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    Submitted by seidel182 on Sep 21, 12 at 11:11am

    That must be eighty eight!!!!

    • 30 35
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 22, 12 at 10:46am

      If EightyEight actually did this, he'd probably be a lot more mellow and a lot less inclined to post his trollish racist claptrap.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 21, 12 at 1:40pm

    Arthur, I'm disappointed.... After such a long absence, you come back on with such a vulgar term... :-/

    • 26 40
      Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 22, 12 at 12:11pm

      Y'all don't know parody when you see it. Since nobody got the joke, I'll explain it: YOLO is usually said when doing wild, crazy, live-fast-die-young stupid stunts. This? Is a text about true loneliness. The exact opposite. But taken to the extreme. It's like someone saying "I'm gonna spend the weekend doing rails off of $3,000 worth of whores" and responding with "God, stop being such a shut in."

  • 38 29
    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 21, 12 at 3:34pm

    Arthurlux....eat shit and die. Please.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by My_Dixie_Wrecked on Sep 21, 12 at 8:23pm

    Now I know what Aziz Ansari does in his spare time.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 21, 12 at 10:32am

    Funny, pathetic and he deserves it.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Pishaw on Sep 22, 12 at 2:05am

    Rajesh Koothrappali is that you?

  • 31 36
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Sep 21, 12 at 6:13pm

    *Masturbating

  • 41 59
    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 21, 12 at 12:57pm

    YOLO

    • 32 27
      Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 22, 12 at 12:13pm

      Apparently, nobody can tell sarcasm on the Internet using context. Derp.

      • 28 37
        Submitted by notsodiva on Sep 22, 12 at 4:55pm

        This is why I am convinced there should be a sarcasm font.... :-)

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Problywasme on Sep 21, 12 at 1:34pm

    Try using lube...smh at amateur masterbaters

    • 26 34
      Submitted by porksword on Sep 21, 12 at 9:48pm

      I use turtle wax. Works well in the shower and the shine is amazing.

      • 26 30
        Submitted by Problywasme on Sep 22, 12 at 7:34am

        I'll have to give that a shot...pun intended

  • 25 33
    Submitted by paynis on Sep 22, 12 at 9:51pm

    Ouch.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by lilkymama on Sep 21, 12 at 4:17pm

    I wonder what variety of "dope" goes with Bollywood? People's interpretation and definition of the word really varies. I'm guessing it's not coke since there's food involved...

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      Submitted by keto06 on Sep 21, 12 at 5:32pm

      its weed fool!