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  • 96 53
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 8, 10 at 4:25am

    "you're white, you're ben affleck"

  • 99 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 11:53am

    He stole somebody's mobile

  • 94 64
    Submitted by caretaker22 on Aug 8, 10 at 11:20am

    We crackers do loves us some ranch.

  • Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 8, 10 at 8:05am

    Nah, must be black people due to all the ranch on their CHICKEN AN WAFFLES!!! FTW!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 12:27pm

    Hmm... I doubt it's black people. The spelling is correct...

  • Submitted by dilorenzo on Aug 8, 10 at 11:02am

    Black people have mobiles?

  • 76 67
    Submitted by kaliiibudd on Aug 8, 10 at 11:26pm

    Giaffery I know you find yourself hilarious but maybe it "smells like chicken in prison" because of a systematic oppression that has been happening for centuries. So thank that pale skin of yours for automatically starting you twelve steps ahead of our darker brothers. You sound like a pig.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by belle_darkheart on Aug 8, 10 at 9:19am

    I'm really hoping the "Grammer Nazi" knows grammar is spelled incorrectly.

    • 39 55
      Submitted by roompert on Aug 8, 10 at 10:45am

      Maybe he's pointing out that he is a "grammar nazi" and not a "spelling nazi?"

  • 59 48
    Submitted by jamieson on Aug 8, 10 at 10:46pm

    You guys are dicks. All of you.

  • 62 54
    Submitted by tgrscub on Aug 8, 10 at 9:23pm

    Not nice. Promote love not hate. Inclusion!

  • 57 47
    Submitted by jammer333 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:01pm

    No the 925 is the whitest place you will ever go. The "poor" people drive mercededs BMW and cars like that. It's a safe zone for whites.

  • 73 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 12:26pm

    Hmm I doubt it's black people, I mean the grammar and spelling is actually correct?! Maybe it's the Asians?

  • 48 42
    Submitted by kbmaddox on Aug 10, 10 at 1:49am

    I work in food service. Black people like ranch as much as white people if not more. I only know of a few asian customers, they usually go with a Balsamic dressing.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by kaliiibudd on Aug 8, 10 at 11:34pm

    Reading these comments is disgusting. I cant even believe I come on this site. It seems like for most of the people on here this is probably the only thing they read. Why don't we educate ourselves and realise this system is what's holding us ALL down. And all your racist mentalities is exactly what they want. Well done for not thinking for yourselves. Although I guess someone showed creativity by figuring out how to get ni.gger trough the check.

    • 34 40
      Submitted by partywithsluts on Aug 9, 10 at 8:50am

      Being blind to race is the politically correct thing to do. Holding opinions outside of what you're expected is in fact thinking for yourself.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by howdee1307 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:39pm

    Called me a cracker.. ruined my day! Take me back to owning land an people. What a bummer. Hahahaha

    • 31 53
      Submitted by thomasfk on Aug 31, 10 at 2:04am

      hahaha louis ck is the shit

  • 51 57
    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 8, 10 at 5:22pm

    Giaffrey@ it doesn't smell like chicken it smells like beans. Yo crazy foo

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Ninasuxu on Aug 9, 10 at 1:55pm

    I'm white and I still added this to faves :D.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by lily11 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:10pm

    What I've learned from this post: white people on TFLN can dish it out, but really can't take it. Sack up, gang.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 2:18am

    wow these replys make me proud to be an american...this is just sad

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Trollinn on Aug 8, 10 at 5:31am

    Oh Snap!

  • 47 66
    Submitted by VeeVeangeance on Aug 8, 10 at 4:03am

    Maybe it's your vagina. \n\nFirstyyy first!!

  • 37 47
    Submitted by elijah354 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:17am

    How u gonna say blacks suck when probably a white guy probably posted it lol here we go again whites and they're ranch

  • 44 61
    Submitted by BonG_HitS on Aug 9, 10 at 2:00am

    Black people suck.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by TheBigGuy on Aug 8, 10 at 11:19pm

    To Jammer33\nIt is because the " poor" people that drive BMW and Mercedes are on welfare livin 12 families in a house

  • 43 61
    Submitted by VeeVeangeance on Aug 8, 10 at 4:06am

    Yummy

  • 35 46
    Submitted by misssalad on Aug 9, 10 at 2:06am

    Grammer Nazi maybe you should know that 925 is mostly white. Then Asian. So yes this text does apply.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 10 at 3:47am

    We almost killed all our black ppl in Australia. Now the ones that are left get to own every prime piece of land outside of a city centre, for free. Ah well, we'll get em next time!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Erika_Jo on Aug 8, 10 at 5:53pm

    As opposed to the smell of Bar-B-Que and watermelon? Racist!

  • 44 70
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Aug 8, 10 at 10:07pm

    @mnsbaseball: I bet you're a southern fat hillbilly with a swastika tattoed somewhere on your body you racist skinhead.

  • Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 8, 10 at 4:37am

    Really because in america white people seem to be the minority... So this text makes no sense. If anything it should smell like beans cuz of the illegal mexicans

    • 43 50
      Submitted by CommitedSavage on Aug 8, 10 at 3:01pm

      White is a minority? Go back to foxnews.\nCIA US factbook listing:\nwhite 79%...about 15% of the total US population is Hispanic.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Samia on Aug 9, 10 at 9:56am

    kaliiibudd, I agree.\nAnd dabird, shut the fuck up. That's a stupid stereotype. And so was the comment the responder made in this text. The people that were texting probably aren't even black. Yet you people still take that as a chance to be racist.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by asdfghjll on Aug 9, 10 at 10:56pm

    I'm white and proud butt this shits funny :) people losen up!!! God damn.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Trina on Aug 10, 10 at 3:44am

    Hahahahaha!!! Omg epic win

  • 28 45
    Submitted by burnt921 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:34am

    Dude this is fucked

  • Submitted by man_ho on Aug 8, 10 at 11:38pm

    Wow. Just wow. Nobody knows what color skin sent the message, or what the context of the message is... But we are start pointing fingers and talking sh!t.

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Nika0 on Aug 10, 10 at 6:03pm

    Since people are freaking out in these comments, I joined to clarify that it actually was self-deprecating. We're two VERY white girls who were at a Toby Keith concert in the Silicon Valley. Seriously, that's about as white as it gets. I just happen to hate ranch. =) So yeah no hate here, except for gross food products!

  • 47 89
    Submitted by mnsbaseball on Aug 8, 10 at 9:24pm

    Black people= disgrace to the human race

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Africandude on Aug 8, 10 at 2:37pm

    Retarded African Americans we Africans are way superior

  • 33 68
    Submitted by dabird757 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:11am

    God you black lovers r so annoying. Every single black person will talk crap behind your back. They will backstabbing and steal from you.

  • 37 81
    Submitted by TheBadwolf on Aug 8, 10 at 5:36am

    Less smelling! More swallowing!

  • 41 92
    Submitted by caisey656 on Aug 8, 10 at 4:12am

    First ?

  • 26 64
    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 8, 10 at 2:21pm

    @Belledarkheart - The other spelling was taken already so I had to make due with what was available to me.

  • 37 89
    Submitted by caisey656 on Aug 8, 10 at 4:14am

    Nvm fail lmfao

  • Submitted by LSUFratdaddy on Aug 8, 10 at 4:03am

    ranch makes me FIRST