please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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