fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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