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  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:00pm

    11:35 wins. Short and sweet. 847 throws it up. Mutombo knocks it out of the sky like king kong. Then does the infamous finger wag.

  • 80 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:56pm

    that's such a bad burn. and not even in a funny way, ha

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm

    ehh at least the person was honest, i'd rather be disappointed briefly then not answered at all.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:02am

    i like the little sad face at the end... classic. haha.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:07pm

    847 is around Barrington and the surrounding suburbs indeeeed.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:26am

    I agree with 12:53... there's no point in answering, it'll only make the person's night worse... Which is why this is so funny.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:40pm

    at least they were polite enough to answer..

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:47pm

    While summoning the fingers, Suzuki pondered without feeling time

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:01am

    funny thing is, I sent this one to a girl im dating and said "Hey this is something you would so say to me" she replied with laughter.. ugh oh.. lol

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:49pm

    847. suburbs 773. Chicago Chicago FTW

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:02pm

    you gotta lub the honesty

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:35pm

    ahh...sometimes tooo tired to do anything but sleep alone!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:38am

    AWESOME ANSWER REALLY AWESOME, ( no sarcasm either)

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:05am

    11:47PM Enough with the silly ass haiku crap. Nobodys impressed. That text is funny as hell. If their night was going terrible already, their night is fucked after that. They might've hanged themselves.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by buckbearbanger on Dec 8, 10 at 5:15pm

    My area code is 773 and my dads is 847

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:36am

    Didn't you know? The city doesn't like the burbs! YEAH CHI!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:09pm

    hahaha lighten up guys. this is funny

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:19am

    12:53 i agree with you too wow you want ice for that burn? i wonder if it was a booty call idk what would be worse, being denied by a booty call or denied by a friend!!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:53pm

    Aweee :'( you poor thing! I'm sorry your friend is a dick!

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06am

    sounds more like sarcasm than flat out denial. chicago rules

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:56pm

    CHICAGO! YEAH MTHAFCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:16pm

    11:27.. not true at all! I fucking kill you if you give me your address!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:04am

    im pretty sure all of my friends have done this to me. fuck.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:42pm

    Who cares?? It's a freaking great response!! Haha!

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:01am

    i love it! sucks to be you

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:06am

    It's only funny if this is someone that dicked them over in some form. If this is someone they generally consider a friend, not funny.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:27pm

    people from chicago suck anyway

  • 51 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:53am

    I'd prefer if they ignored it and blamed it on being asleep already

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:35pm

    what a dick...hahaha