Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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