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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:09pm

    Dude, how dou you not get rugburn?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:06pm

    I'm just getting ready to masturbate right now. I'll probs just blow my load on my own chest cuz i have limited socks at my disposal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:19pm

    I masturbate twice a day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:03pm

    In soviet Russia fancy socks masterbate into you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:14am

    I submitted one last night that said "The house is clean and there's dust all over my nut rag."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:33am

    This was just a bad idea. Gym socks are WAY more absorbent than dress socks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:40am

    Oh yeah, well, I just masturbated into a chick... Oh wait, that's called sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:43am

    these pretzels are making me horny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:25pm

    2:50...if this site is so craptastic, why do you bother?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:12pm

    Hmm any other tips? Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:02am

    Dress sock is good, but belt sander covered in menstrual blood is a much better way to masturbate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:09pm

    My masturbation schedule fluctuates...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:41pm

    I masterbate every other day, good times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:44am

    Do the panty hose next... Much more fun to blow your load in

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:50pm

    This one is actually pretty funny, unlike most of the crap on this site

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    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 20, 10 at 4:11pm

    Pinky up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:14am

    Ew i know a guy who keeps a gym sock under his drivers seat for traffic jams. awwwwkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:50am

    I just masturbated into your mom's mouth and I feel great. I would have liked to be closer to the front of the line, however

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:47pm

    1206, the economy fucking sucks, dont it?