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  • Submitted by Phys on Nov 1, 10 at 11:53am

    You're a whore, your relationship has no hope

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 1, 10 at 12:04pm

    I submitted the word "aphrodisiaccent" to urbandictionary a while back but it got rejected. It's where an accent automatically turns you on. I liked it anyway.

  • Submitted by mj0605 on Nov 1, 10 at 5:45pm

    Fuck yes. I love being an Aussie!

  • Submitted by majorpayne89 on Nov 1, 10 at 12:23pm

    Nah. Your relationship has hope, you just lack dignity and control.

  • Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 1, 10 at 11:37am

    That's not a noife, that's a noife.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 2, 10 at 2:04am

      No. THIS is a noife.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 10 at 3:15pm

    We are pretty great, mate

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    Submitted by funstuff26 on Nov 2, 10 at 12:46am

    It's pretty hard to resist the Aussie charm. Everyone loves us!

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Nov 2, 10 at 9:54am

    Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

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    Submitted by alive123 on Nov 1, 10 at 5:45pm

    Yeah look, we're pretty fucking awesome !

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    Submitted by Rade on Nov 2, 10 at 4:52am

    When you have an accent that makes women and men weak at the knees and can captivate for hours, no relationship has no hope. Another reason why I love being Australian.

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    Submitted by ifonlyyouknew on Nov 1, 10 at 10:06pm

    CheezeDetector. I wouldn't say that Australians are sissy's.

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    Submitted by poppadocs on Nov 1, 10 at 3:36pm

    fackin slut

  • 79 86
    Submitted by beta_crater on Nov 2, 10 at 10:03am

    Must... Resist... Down-under joke...

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    Submitted by minkeee on Nov 2, 10 at 11:56am

    Cheezedetector you're not funny okay. Go fuck your cousin :)

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    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Nov 4, 10 at 5:27pm

    Fuck that shit!!

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Ch3ddar on Nov 1, 10 at 12:58pm

    Brokencarwindow: hahaha. Win dude, win.

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Nov 1, 10 at 8:12pm

    Whores logic There's a [ plug-in steretypical sissy nationality ] my relationship has no hope.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by doubledutch on Nov 2, 10 at 8:08pm

    Haha I bet he wasn't even Australian!

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    Submitted by alive123 on Jan 26, 12 at 6:03am

    I love Australia