I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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