also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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