You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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